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Mind Spirits

A Story by Zoey Baugher

Please note: This story and all the characters in it are a work of fiction.

Part 1: The Cat-Eyed Girl

There is a girl who appears in a strange place. She enters, having only the knowledge of her name, appearance, and location. The girl, with her wavy bright green hair and her yellow eyes that look like they belong on a feline, walks towards chaos, like that of a war fought by shapeless beings, with one standing above them all. The being is a man with curly blonde hair, sunglasses, and clothes decorated in jewels. "Just who are you, girl?!" he asked. "I could ask the same of you. Who are you and what are you doing here?" she asked him. "You've got a lot of nerve to not know of me! I'm Mista Cool, the coolest guy around!" he told her. "You sure could have fooled me. You're about as cool as a cat's hairball." She replied. "Just who are you?! You're clearly not here to sleep with me!" he asked, getting annoyed. "You've got that right. My name is Cat, short for Catherine. If I'm correct, this is the mind of a teenaged boy, and I don't think you belong here." she responded. "Neither do you!" he said back to her comment. "Fair point, but you and these things are getting on my nerves." Cat told him. "So? What's a girl like you going to do about it, huh?" Mista Cool asked. She then flew up and punched him in the face, causing him to go flying down. Afterwards, the shapeless beings turned into different breeds of cats. Cat waited for a while to see if the man would return, but he didn't. He was out cold.

Part 2: The Boy Named Drew

Cat then observed what was happening outside of the boy's mind through his eyes. He was sitting by himself at the lunch table. Cat looked through the boy's memories to find the reason for this. It turns out that this boy had moved there from a town that was about an hour away by car. As such, he has very few friends. The boy's name was Drew Z. Grey. She then introducted herself. "Hi Drew!" she told him. He looked around to see who was talking to him, but he couldn't see anyone. "You can stop looking around Drew! I'm in your mind!" His eyes widened, and he asked in his mind, "What do you mean? First, it was like there was a war in my mind, and then you appeared." "My name is Cat, short for Catherine!" she told him. "What are you doing in my mind?" he asked her. "I don't know, but that chaos in your mind was caused by someone called Mista Cool, but don't worry! I knocked him out!" she told him. "Well, at least I'm not alone now." Drew told himself. "I wonder how I got here though, and, is it possible for me to leave?" Cat said to herself.

Part 3: Mista Cool's Return

About a month later, Cat and Drew had began to become friends, before they heard a voice. "You should go ask out that girl!" the voice said. "Did you ask that Cat?" Drew asked. "No, but I think I recognize that voice." Cat responded. "As you should! I'm only the coolest guy around! I'm Mista Cool, and I'm the one who's gonna make sure you get laid Drew!" he told them. Over the next months, Drew would have very naughty thoughts because of what Mista Cool tells him to do, but Cat would hold him back. Eventually, Cat built a mind cage and locked Mista Cool away, making it so only she could hear what he had to say. "Now you stay there you annoying piece of #^$@!" Cat told him before slamming the cage's door on him.

Part 4: The Out of Place Memory

Over the next months, Cat would work on improving Mista Cool's behavior. Eventually, he improved enough for Cat to let him out occasionally, but once he got out of hand, she would put him back. Eventually, they found something out of place in the boy's memories. The memory had the name "GOLDY" attached to it. They tried to see into it, and when they did, there was a flash. It then showed an old memory of the boy's, but the sound of the memory was replaced by a voice saying, "Once, there was a mind being here who went by the name Goldy. It is unknown where he came from, but he now sleeps somewhere in Drew's mind. His mentality is chaotic in nature, far moreso than Mista Cool. There is no saying what will happen when Goldy awakes, so it is best to let him sleep for now." The voice then stopped and they were booted out of where they found that memory. "Goldy? That's quite an odd name!" Mista Cool asked. "I think we should probably tell Drew about this!" Cat told him. "I saw all of it. I wonder what Goldy is like?" Drew told them. "Yeah..., I wonder!" Cat responded, laughing awkwardly.

Part 5: The Awakening of Goldy

It was now around two years after Cat met Drew, and a few months after Mista Cool was let off free completely. There was drama on the internet. Someone had been making false accusations towards another person. Drew was absorbing the information like a sponge, but little did he notice, but a pair of eyes opened from within his mind. The next day, when he went to eat lunch, they heard a voice. "I really hate liars." the voice said. Afterwards, a golden cat with red eyes appeared before Cat and Mista Cool. "No way...!" Cat said to herself. "For awaking me, I will be the one who will rid the world of lies, for I am Goldy Goldencat!" the cat told them. Goldy then began overloading Drew's mind with garbage music and memes he found in his memories, and he barely made it through the day without going insane. This went on for multiple days, and even went on in Drew's dreams. "They weren't kidding when they said he was chaotic!" Mista Cool said to Cat. Goldy then saw the memories of Mista Cool, and then approached him, shouting, "Senpai!" "Senpai? I'm not your senpai, fool!" Mista Cool tried to tell him. "Teach me your ways!" Goldy asked. "That's a sensei, fool! And no, you ain't cool enough to be my disciple you insane cat!" Mista Cool responded. After some begging, eventually, Mista Cool gave up and taught Goldy how he used to be. Goldy used this to take over Drew's mind during the night, leaving him utterly helpless as he would do absurd things, and overtime, made a huge collection of lewd images of anime girls on his spare phone.

Part 6: The Escape

Six months after Goldy's awakening, it was the start of Drew's junior year in high school, when Goldy told Cat and Mista Cool, "I think you two need filters to keep you quiet so Drew can concentrate!" "I think you're the one who needs to be kept quiet, fool!" Mista Cool responded. "I couldn't agree more! You're an absolute madman!" Cat told Goldy. "I told you that you two need to be quiet!" Goldy shouted. He then placed duct tape on the mouths of Cat and Mista Cool as Goldy made it hard for Drew to concentrate. This would happen every school day, and despite how hard they tried, Cat and Mista Cool could not get the duct tape off. Eventually, as the year would go on, Cat would make more and more progress, before finally breaking free that spring. She then shouted, "GOLDY!" as she flew at him. "Oh &#*@! She's free!" Goldy said to himself as she went after him. In panic, Goldy began to run in a way that seemed random to Cat. "You're not getting away!" Cat told him, but they then began to see a light. When they entered it, they appeared out of Drew's eyes. Goldy then noticed Cat was still after him, and said in shock, "You're a spirit too?!" "I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm going to make you pay!" Cat responded as she began to pursue Goldy, but he flew towards a girl who was passing by and entered her mind. The girl then sprinted away, crying about a ghost.

Part 7: Plan to Lure Out Goldy

Over the next few days, Cat began thinking to herself about what she can do to lure Goldy out. Eventually, as she flew around the school, she learned that one of the teen's parents works at the power plant that powers the school, and she got an idea. She then flew into that teen's mind and waited for them to get home. That evening, after learning his father works at the power plant, she flew into the father's mind. "Now I just wait for him to go back to work, and I should be able to lure Goldy out!" Cat told herself. The next day, the man went to the power plant, when Cat hijacked his mind. "OK! It's time to lure Goldy out!" she said aloud as she began breaking everything that looks like it could keep the electricity running, and eventually, as she hoped, it caused a blackout for the entire area. "OK! This is perfect!" she said to herself as she flew out of his mind and back to the school. She looked everywhere, but still could not find Goldy. "Not strange enough to lure him out, it is?" she asked herself. She then found Drew, who passed the time in the blackout by drawing comics, and entered his mind once more.

Part 8: Goldy, Mista Cool, and Destiny

Some months later, Drew's final school year had began, but Mista Cool was trying to fly somewhere. "Where are you going?" Cat asked. "Just going to meet someone, that's all!" he told her. She followed him and they both left Drew's mind, and Mista Cool entered a familiar looking girl's mind, and Cat followed. She briefly browsed the girl's mind, and her name was Destiny M. Hoffman. She continued following Mista Cool and she saw a face of a certain golden cat she knew all too well. When she saw him, she shouted, "Don't tell me! ...You came here to meet Goldy?!" Cat asked in shock. Goldy then approached Mista Cool and asked with an angry face, "You let her follow you?!" "You didn't tell me she couldn'-!" Mista Cool began to say before Goldy shouted, "Traitor!" Goldy then opened his eyes wide and they shined, and he vaporized Mista Cool from Destiny's mind. Cat then covered her mouth in shock. "No way...!" she said to herself. She then looked at Goldy furiously, and asked, "Why?! Why would you do this to him?! I thought you admired him!" "You fool! Haven't you realized that was all just an act?!" Goldy asked her.

Part 9: Goldy's Plan for Revenge

"...What do you mean?!" Cat asked Goldy. "I, like you, ended up in that boy's mind without reason, but over time, I have realized who I am! I was once a young man with blonde hair with a girlfriend who I thought loved me with all of her heart, but then she turned around and killed me! Ever since I've learned about my truth, I have vowed I would get revenge on her!" Goldy told her. "What does Destiny have to do with this?!" Cat asked him. "Destiny's will is much weaker than Drew's, so she would be easy for me to take over! I've got to hand it to you Cat, if you hadn't of toughened up Drew's mind so much, I wouldn't have needed this girl at all! Now, I will be taking over Destiny's mind in order to get revenge on my ex once and for all!" Goldy responded to her. "No you won't!" Cat told him. She then flew at him and they began fighting, Cat's fists versus Goldy's paws and eyes. The fight went on for a while, and Destiny was getting a headache from their fighting. Eventually, Cat managed to get Goldy to the exit of Destiny's mind and kicked him off, as he shouted, "You haven't stopped me yet Cat! I will get my revenge against her!" "We'll see about that!" she shouted back. She then went to tell Destiny about everything that happened.

Part 10: Goldy Takes Control of Drew

About a month later, Goldy entered Drew's mind once more. This time, without Cat or Mista Cool around to stop him, he managed to overload Drew's mind and took it over completely. With Goldy in control, Drew began becoming a lot more violent. He ended up bleaching his hair and eventually began wearing all yellow clothing, making him look like some sort of human banana. One day, Destiny noticed Drew under Goldy's control and asked, "What has happened to you? You used to be such a nice guy." "Drew? My name's Goldy!" he told her with an evil laugh. Goldy then pulls something out of his pocket. "Sayonara!" he told her as he began to go at her with a knife, but before the blade could meet Destiny's body, Cat took over her mind and grabbed the knife out of Goldy's hands and slapped it to the ground. "Why did you just try to pull a knife on Destiny?!" Cat asked in rage. "Allow me to properly introduce myself! My name is George L. Dunningham! That girl you are inside is my ex's younger sister, and she helped my ex kill me! As such, I'm getting revenge on her too!" he told her.

Part 11: The Truth About Goldy

Destiny then showed Cat something from her memory. Cat was shocked with what she saw. As Goldy began to try to reach for his knife, Cat kicked it away and told him, "Neither Destiny or your ex Heather killed you!" Goldy then began walking towards her aggressively and shouted, "Stop it with you and your lies!" before throwing a punch at Cat, which she blocked before punching him back. The two of them then began fighting with their fists, and the other students were there in shock, but yet cheering for Destiny. Pretty soon, Goldy got tired, as Drew wasn't very athletic. "I'm telling you the truth!" Cat shouted. "What are you talking about?! I should know! I saw you give it to me! You poisoned my apple pie!" Goldy shouted at her. "The police proved that they, I mean, we weren't the ones who poisoned you!" Cat responded. "What the $&#& are you talking about?!" Goldy asked her. "The police report showed that the one who killed him was named Alfred Jones!" Cat told him. "Alfred Jones?! But that's...!" Goldy began to say in shock. "That's right! He was the man that many called 'Mista Cool'! He was the one who poisoned the apple pie that killed you, not me, and not Heather either!" Cat told him. "No way..." Goldy said to himself before Drew's body dropped to the ground, unconscious. Goldy left Drew's body to seek answers for himself.

Part 12: Cat's Journey for her Past

After the events unfolded, both Destiny and Drew were suspended for two days, as per school rules, and the school realized that Drew was not knocked out, he fainted from his mind being overwhelmed. During this time, Cat decided it was time for her to go. "I'm going to be leaving." she told Destiny. "How come?" she asked her. "I don't know who I am or where I came from, so I plan to seek out the answer." Cat told her. "OK. I understand. Be safe!" Destiny told her. Cat then left her mind and began seeking the truth. This search lasted for over a year. Her search eventually led her to a mountain, and when she got there, the truth began to rush into her memory. "What is this?" Cat asked herself. She eventually figured out what was going on. Her past memories were coming back to her, and they were not what she had expected.

Part 13: Story of Cat's Life

Before appearing in Drew's mind, George got a puppy whom he named Catherine. She was a loving mixed breed puppy that George got when he first got out on his own at the age of 19. They lived together happily for about five years, until one day, George never came home. When Catherine found out that George wasn't going to return, she still waited, and she ended up dying from starvation. Despite her mortal limits, however, she was determined to see George again, so her spirit wasn't able to pass on. Eventually, her spirit took the form of the green haired woman with yellow cat eyes, and she appeared in Drew's mind. She remembers everything from this point on. Once she realized what had happened, and she knew what George became, she was finally at peace. At that moment, Cat's spirit faded from that mountain and passed on into the next life.

THE END

Zekk Catson & The Sky Ring

Note: This story has connections to Mari Umi Kineko and Zuper Zane.
It was a calm day in Timeline 3, in the year 2014. Similar to Timeline 2, Dead-Eye had just been defeated by the Zuper Team and arrested by the current Momuian Prince, Cobalt. This story isn’t so much about them though. In Moonopolis was a girl that appeared to be in her late teens, with long white hair, and eyes as blue as the sky, wearing a blue t-shirt and jeans that she had just bought. What one might notice was a ring with a sizable light blue gem. “I still can’t seem to get this ring off, even in this timeline!” The woman complained. As she was walking down the street, looking for a restaurant to eat at, she ran across a young girl with dyed purple hair, blue eyes, and a purple outfit, that anyone from Moonopolis could tell you was the leader of the Mada Team, Madason. “Hey, that’s a pretty ring!” she cheered. “Thanks! I caught it one time when it fell from the sky! Now I can’t take it off!” The girl told her. “So, what’s you’re name?” Madason asked her. “Why, I’m, uh...” the girl started to say when her voice trailed off. She then flew away. “I’m too scared to stick around in this form.” Madason then flew towards her, and shouted, “So you’re Zekk Catson, right?! Why are you a girl then?!” “It’s this ring! It turned me into a girl, and now I can’t take it off!” Zekk cried. Zekk wanted to give Madason the slip, but he was struggling to do so without leaving the Earth entirely due to her speed, even if he could outspeed her easily otherwise. “Even after leaving Timeline 86, it seems Timeline 86 hasn’t left me!” Zekk thought to himself.​

Meanwhile, from the Keroian Shrine on Planet Kero, the Supreme God, the grayish-brown and white cat with yellow eyes named Merlin the Kitano, had called upon the tuxedo cat with green eyes, Sam and the golden retriever with amber eyes and a bow, Mipa. “Sam, there’s something strange about Zekk right now.” Merlin told them. “Hasn’t my father always been strange though?” Sam asked him. “He’s always been strange, but this is a new level of strange!” Merlin told him before showing Sam and Mipa the new form of Zekk. “Are you sure that’s Zekk? That just looks like a cosplaying asian girl.” The tall man with pale skin, blue eyes, and spiky light blue hair all the way down to his beard, Zezapion asked as he walked in. “Well, Madason appears to be able to tell that the girl you see is in fact Sam’s father Zekk!” Merlin told them. “So my father’s decided to come out as trans? Good for her!” Sam responded. “That is not what’s going on.” Merlin clarified. “Forget this. I’m going to another timeline.” Zekk told himself before he disappeared in a flash.

Zekk appeared in Timeline 2 this time, before a large white cat with eyes as blue as his. “It’s me!” Zekk exclaimed at the sight of the other Zekk. “I’m you? I don’t know, reader, doesn’t that seem kind of weird?” the cat Zekk responded. “Don’t you ever get tired of breaking the fourth wall? Ah, this timeline isn’t any better. I’m outta here!” the human Zekk told the other Zekk before disappearing. This Zekk was one of his past selves. Zekk decided to make a detour and left his reality entirely to go to Noipazez’s Castle. “Hello, Zekk.” the pale faced man with pink spiky haired and pink eyes, said with his usual serious stare. The red haired girl with red eyes, Noipazez’s wife, Aigagag giggled and commented, “Wow Zekk, you really look a lot different than the last time I saw you!” Noipazez, however, saw the root of the problem and took a look at it. “That appears to be the Sky Ring of Timeline 86, a sister ring to the Love Ring and Sapphire Ring which existed before the Golden Ring, the Ruby Ring, or the Emerald Ring, which landed on Earth far later than the other original rings. Like the other rings, it picks its owner and never lets go. Unlike the Love Ring and Sapphire Ring, which had previously had unworthy owners, which made it so the future owners of those rings could remove them in order to prevent the ring from being on someone who later turns corrupt, the Sky Ring had not been around during the war that involved the other two rings, meaning the old rules apply rather than the new rules that the other rings have. By all means, you should never be able to remove it. If you’re not able to remove it, I certainly won’t be able to remove it either.” Noipazez explained. “That’s horrible!” Zekk cried.

“There is, however, a way to return to your cat form without removing the ring.” Noipazez continued. “Really?! You mean it?!” Zekk asked, excitedly. Noipazez then demonstrated by showing how the orange Momuian traitor with ice blue eyes, Orange, becomes the trillionaire man that was a major asset to the Shadow Empire, with blonde hair and blue eyes, Ollie. “It works in reverse too. It required immense control of one’s aura, or...” Noipazez thought before she remembered something else. “You can do this as well.” Noipazez told Zekk before showing a demonstration of the light blue haired girl with blue eyes and an orange jacket, Mari, turning into a blue Momuian by using her Sapphire Ring in Timeline 3. Noipazez then clarified, “Both require masterful use of one’s aura, something which Orange and Mari are capable of doing. Of course, the dog Mipa who I work with can also do this much as well. It seems like you know how to do the basics, like fire eyebeams, flying, and you even have that crude Lion Strike ability of yours. As an Ultra God, you have an access to an even larger array of abilities, but in your case, that appears to be related to how powerful your aura is rather than how much you have mastered it. You have even admitted to being able to turn Super Momu 4 by thinking of yourself as a blue lion in Timeline 2, which you were only capable of doing due to having dormant Ultra God powers, hence why you couldn’t turn Super Momu at all when you were turned mortal in Timeline 86.”

Zekk remembers how he awakened as an Ultra God. It happened when he was in his home timeline, Timeline 2, where he, in Super Momu 5 form, and his family fought Sam Jr., who was also Super Momu 5. Zekk ended up falling and disappearing during that battle, leading the beings of that timeline to think he had been erased by Sam Jr.’s wits. What they did not know, however, was that Zekk had accidentally sent himself to the Ultra God realm, where he learned the truth about him being an Ultra God. At that moment, he vowed never to return to Timeline 2 while the war against Sam Jr. continued, instead choosing to go to other timelines. One would be hard pressed to find a timeline that Zekk did not manage to shove himself into. With his Ultra God powers, he has defeated Noipazez and has been defeated by Noipazez, has defeated Sunela once, has fought Ruby and the Gems of Light in Timeline 14, Azul and Citrine in Timeline 116, fought against a powered up Curt in Timeline 11, fought the Ultra God Cat in Timeline 3, and has appeared in various other universes where one would never expect him.

Eventually, Zekk ended up learning the technique that involves the Sky Ring, finally being able to transform into his old body, a large white cat with sky blue eyes. “I did it!” Zekk exclaimed. Zekk looked at his paw, and the ring wasn’t there. “As I told you, that ring will never come off.” Noipazez told him. “Well, where is it?” Zekk asked. “Should I tell you that?” Noipazez pondered. The ring was now stuck on Zekk’s tail, and Zekk eventually saw it. Noipazez then brought up the point, “I mean, where else was it going to go?” “Suddenly, being a human girl doesn’t seem like it was so bad.” Zekk groaned. “I mean, hey, Mega didn’t think it was so bad either.” Noipazez commented. “What did he do in that form anyways?” Zekk asked. “He used that body to keep the endangered human population going.” Noipazez explained. “Forget I asked.” Zekk told him, disgusted at what he just heard. After getting that thought out of his head, Zekk asked Noipazez, “Well, do you have any other ideas?” “I believe you could probably turn into that man like you used to.” Noipazez stated. “I could only keep those forms for a brief period of time before my cat ears and tail sprout back up!” Zekk explained. “And then the ring would probably end up on your tail again. Is that what you’re thinking?” Noipazez asked. “I mean...” Zekk began to say before Noipazez told him, “If you were able to turn back into your cat form just now with that ring, and not have human imperfections, your new man form should be perfect, since with that ring, your true body was altered to be a human female. It’s far easier to become a male human if your regular form is already a human to begin with, as that would make you already most of the way there.”

Zekk decided to try the new transformation, and thought to turn himself into the handsome, white haired man with blue eyes he could become before, but something went wrong. The transformation completed. “...That’s not right at all. What were you trying to transform into?” Noipazez asked. “I was trying to turn into a handsome man!” Zekk told him. “Well, you’ve got the handsome part right, but...” Noipazez started. Aigagag continued Noipazez’s statement with, saying, “You have short hair, a face one might call attractive, and you are wearing a suit and pants like you probably thought of. There’s only one problem.” She then stared at Zekk’s chest, and told him, “You’re a girl.” The ring then spoke to Zekk, telling everyone the part of the ring’s rules that Noipazez had accidentally left out. “Transforming into a human male with the Sky Ring is forbidden.” the ring told them. “So, you can talk! Why did you go on my tail in my cat form?!” Zekk asked it. “If you had preferred, I could have went somewhere else instead, if you catch my drift.” the ring remarked. “For something that doesn’t have a mouth, it sure can keep running it.” Noipazez commented. “Well, excuse me, flower boy! I’m not like those other rings! Once I find an owner, I stay by them for life! The bond between me and my owner is even more sacred than marriage!” the ring responded. “Why did you choose Zekk?” Noipazez asked. “Because I thought he was cute! I wanted to keep him all to myself!” the ring shouted. “That’s the reason why the ring didn’t arrive at the same time as the others! It doesn’t care about battles or anything of that nature!” Noipazez exclaimed as he suddenly remembered the truth.

In Timeline 86, there was originally only one ring, but due to parts of the ring being incompatible with the others, it split into three, the Love Ring, representing land and the solid state of matter, the Sapphire Ring, representing the sea and the liquid state of matter and the Sky Ring, representing the sky and the gas state of matter. This split resulted in something else, and that was certain parts of the rings’ personalities were balanced out by parts of the other rings. The Sapphire Ring ended up with an absolute sense of justice and logic, which was originally balanced out by the Love Ring’s intense passion. The Sky Ring, however, was balanced out by both of the other rings, as this ring only cared about itself and whatever it attached itself to. While the Love Ring and the Sapphire Ring learned of human’s corrupt nature, the Sky Ring was just as corrupt as the humans were, which was why it targeted someone older, in this case, it targeted Zekk Catson, as he was one of the oldest living beings in that universe, with an unstable personality that it determined to be easy to use. This ring could take on evil just like the other rings, but unlike the other rings, it could be used to carry out evil as well, and the ring was stuck to the wearer until death, which usually wasn’t very far off for the wearer, since the Sky Ring usually targeted beings who it determined had over three centuries worth of knowledge, an impossible feat for an Earthling. This, of course, also meant it exclusively attached itself to beings not native to Earth, and Zekk, being Momuian, was no exception to this. It would also turn the being into a young human female, which was also to satisfy the ring’s own desires, and refuse to let said being turn into a human male.

“This ring only cares about itself and fixates on whatever it attaches itself to until it dies, and it only targets beings who are over 300 years of age!” Noipazez explained to Zekk. “Well, it’s going to have a long time to wait, because I’m an Ultra God!” Zekk told him. “How long do Ultra Gods live, if I may ask?” The ring asked, nervously. “Forever!” Zekk exclaimed. The ring had failed to factor in one fact about Zekk, and that was, once he had returned to the form of an Ultra God, he would once again be immortal. “That’s right, Sky Ring, forever. Zekk is an Ultra God, which means that he is immortal. No matter how long you hope and pray, Zekk will never die. You will be stuck to him for all eternity, or more likely, until the end of your existence, because Zekk will almost certainly outlive you as well.” Noipazez told the ring for emphasis. Noipazez then looked at Zekk and told him, “I will say this. The Sky Ring being with an immortal like you is the greatest balance it could ever receive. No more can it use those of advanced age to fulfill its desires. Also, put on your Infinity Pendant.” “I forgot about that thing! Thank you Noipazez!” Zekk responded before disappearing in a flash.

In the Ultra God realm, Zekk had picked up his Infinity Pendant and put it around his neck, and using the power of infinity, decided to try to turn himself into a handsome human man. After the transformation, he went to Cat, and asked her, “What am I?” “Why, you’re a handsome hunk of a man with white hair, blue eyes, sporting a fancy suit! Plus, you have white cat ears and a tail too! If I were into guys, you’d be just my type!” Cat exclaimed. “...Cat ears and a tail?” Zekk asked. “Zekk turned himself into a human man anyways?! Nooooo!” the Sky Ring shouted. The Sky Ring was powerful, but it was no match for the Infinity Pendant, with a gem that has infinite power and can create infinite possibilities. Zekk then took the Infinity Pendant off. “So, if I ever need to turn into a human man, I can just use the Infinity Pendant, which you can’t do anything about, because you’re not an Ultra God! You can stay on me as much as you want! You’re powerless to stop me anyways!” Zekk declared. The Sky Ring had just subjected itself to an unexpected fate, and for a ring with as corrupt of a soul as the Sky Ring, it is a well deserved fate. “Now you get to watch me and Samantha do, well, something!” Zekk told the ring. “I wish I had never attached myself to this imbecile, but now I can’t get myself off of him!” the ring complained to itself before Zekk ran off to Timeline 2.

Later on, Zekk went to Timeline 86 wearing the Infinity Pendant and the Sky Ring, in the body of a human man, and went to meet with the other members of the Strawberry Six. “Oh wow, are you-?!” Airi began to ask, as Miri had a flustered look that she could barely hide. “That’s right! I’m Zekk Catson, or Tsubasa Nekoshiro, if you prefer, and this is my original human form! I can turn into my cat form again too!” Zekk told them with excitement. “I’ve never seen you this happy before, Zekk! Good on you getting your old body back!” Mari responded with a smile. Miri then approached Zekk, and started, “U-umm, mister Nekoshiro, I know it seems like a lot, b-but... Would you be willing to go on a date with me?” “If you can call me Zekk, I’ll do it!” Zekk told her. “A-alright mister Zekk!” Miri responded, blushing. “Well, it’s a start!” Zekk told her. “Isn’t Zekk, like, way older than us?” Mari asked quietly. “Isn’t Zekk dating two other cats?” Yeoz asked Mari as well. Zekk then communicated with Yeoz telepathically, with the response, “Well, Samantha’s a cat, Bobby’s a bobcat, and Miri is a human! Since they’re all different species, it’s okay!” “I don’t think that’s how that works...” Yeoz thought to herself.

Even later yet, on a date later than their first one, Zekk took Miri’s hand, and with a flash, they were in the Ultra God realm, and in another flash, they were in a city in the clouds. Zekk then explained to Miri, “Here it is, a perfect replica of Timeline 2’s Heaven, created by yours truly! This space exists outside of all Timelines, and time never flows here! This is Hope Town, my home city during my time in that Heaven!” Miri listened as she held Zekk’s hand, knowing that none of her logic would be able to make sense of Zekk’s long history and seemingly abstract mindset. They entered a large house, and there were a large black cat with green eyes, and a larger brown bobcat with green eyes. “Well, Miri, we’re home! Meet my mates, Samantha Catson and Bobby Catson! Samantha’s the cat and Bobby’s the bobcat!” Zekk told Miri. “What’s the deal with her? And why are you in your human form?” Bobby asked. “I was about to get to that! Hello, Samantha and Bobby, meet my new mate-to-be, Miri Kazedori!” Zekk told them excitedly. “Please do not tell me that you plan to have her take the last name Catson.” Samantha cringed. “How did you know?!” Zekk replied with a laugh. “You’re really direct. I like that a lot.” Miri told him. “Another human fell for Zekk’s human form? Maybe I need to get a human form too so I can understand how humans think like this.” Bobby told Samantha, who responded, “Well, by human conventions, Zekk’s human form is attractive, and he’s also silly, which some humans also seem to like.” As such, this strange chapter of Zekk’s existence comes to an end, and soon enough, Zekk would make Miri his third mate. There is truly nothing normal about Zekk Catson, and not even the Sky Ring or the other Ultra Gods could change that about him.

The End

The Romance of Gagagia Sani

On the large white planet made of marble, known as Planet Kero, the planet of the gods, or, the good ones at least, there was a goddess who was in distress. With light skin, green hair, green eyes, and a body one might consider beautiful, wearing a light green t-shirt with the design of a crystal that had a green “G” in the center and dark green pants, Gagagia the Forest Goddess was very clearly angry about something. “Oh, that Zezapion! He’s run off with Sam again, and even Mipa’s been ignoring me. I think I might just sneak out again!” she stated, before flying away. Watching her fly away was a large red and pink cat with deep blue eyes, Samithia the Pride Goddess, who asked herself, “What’s her problem?” Gagagia flew away from Kero, and out of the dimension that Kero was contained in, into the Posi-Verse. “I’ll show him! He’ll be so jealous!” Gagagia told herself as she flew towards the Milky Way Galaxy, and at great speeds, flew to Earth. She descended upon the blue planet, and landed in the middle of a forest.

“Now, for my trick!” Gagagia told herself with a laugh, and having a slight burst of bright green aura, her hair color changed to blonde, and her t-shirt was replaced by an ordinary green shirt, and she wore a green skirt below. “And now, in this form, I shall go by the name... Brenda!” she stated as she flew to somewhere with more people. She often does small transformations like this to appear Earthling, and creates a fake name to go along with the transformation. She landed in the large city of Moonopolis. She looked around, and thought to herself, “I’m gonna find a girl!” She walked around and saw a girl with dark brown hair, brown eyes, wearing a purple shirt who had a serious expression. “Okay, not her.” Gagagia thought to herself. Someone then appeared with the girl with dark brown hair, and exclaimed, “Hey Gagagia!” “There’s only one person here that would...!” Gagagia thought as she turned around to see a younger girl with blue eyes and hair that way dyed a bright purple, and was wearing a brighter purple shirt. “Hey Madason. I’m trying to hide my identity right now, so please call me Brenda, and don’t tell Zezapion about me being here.” Gagagia told her with slight irritation. “Okay Gagagia!” Madason responded. “Did you even listen to a word she just said?” the brown haired girl asked. “I’m sorry, Amber!” Madason cried, to which she responded, “You should be apologizing to Brenda.” They looked to tell Gagagia, but she was already gone.

“That Madason! If she wasn’t a child, I’d have half the mind to fire a Mud Ball at her!” Gagagia thought to herself as she looked throughout the city, and there, her eyes landed upon someone. It was a woman in her twenties with long brown hair and green eyes, wearing a light blue dress. “Yes, jackpot!” Gagagia told herself. She approached the girl and uttered, “H-hii...!” “What do you want from me?” the woman asked. “What’s y-your name?” Gagagia asked nervously. “I’m Mary Baugher. I’ve come here from the Crossgen-Verse.” the girl explained. “Hello Mary, my name is Brenda Sani.” Gagagia told her. “Sani? That’s a strange last name!” Mary responded, as Gagagia was very clearly flustered. Mary then took Gagagia’s hand. “Here.” she told her, before producing a light blue aura in Gagagia’s hands, and the aura produced a large diamond. “T-Thank you.” Gagagia told her, blushing, before taking her hand and using light green aura, producing a small light green crystal with the letter “G”. “A G Crystal? Are you a spiritual descendant of Gagagia or something?” Mary asked her. Gagagia then whispered in Mary’s ear, “I am she. Please don’t tell Zezapion, but I’m looking for a girl to go out with.” Mary then took her hand again, and whispered back, “Come to my castle in the Crossgen-Verse. I’ll have my sister Zoey protect you to bring you there.” Gagagia accepted her offer gleefully, and Mary began flying away, telling her, “I hope to see you later, cutie!” Very quickly, she left Earth’s atmosphere. “Wait, isn’t that the Crossgen-Verse’s version of Mark? Does that mean...!” Gagagia then realized. Afterwards, a man with brown hair and green eyes, and a similarly light blue t-shirt told her, “Hi! What’s your name? Will you come to my castle tonight?” “No way, Mark!” Gagagia exclaimed before flying away.

Gagagia flew away from Moonopolis after seeing Madason and Mark’s behavior towards her, but inside, she was still happy, and clutched the diamond that Mary gave her. “I got a date! Take that, lousy Zezapion!” Gagagia stated, flying around happily. She then saw a tuxedo cat with green eyes, Sam the Light God, fly towards her. “Hey, aren’t you-” he began, before Gagagia shouted, “G CRYSTAL!” firing a giant explosive version of the crystal she gave Mary. “Alright, I get it! I’ll leave!” Sam shouted before flying away. “What was Sam doing here in the first place?! Wait, don’t tell me!” Gagagia thought as the realization hit her. “Zezapion must be on Earth!” she exclaimed as quietly as she could. Gagagia then flew away as fast as she could, but someone far faster than her zoomed in her direction, with powerful light blue aura surrounding them. It was a tall light skinned man with spiky light blue that goes around his face, blue eyes, jeans, and a light blue shirt, though not as light as his hair, that had a symbol of a lighter blue crystal with a blue “Z” in the center. It was Zezapion, the Time God, who was also Gagagia’s boyfriend, which was a very strained relationship. “I’m doomed.” Gagagia thought to herself.

“Hey Gagagia!” Zezapion told her. Gagagia knew her disguise wouldn’t fool him, since he could tell who she was just by her aura. Gagagia thought about escape, but knew how impossible that would be, as while Gagagia did not know how to transform, Zezapion was constantly in Super Illisian 2 form at all times, making him tens of thousands of times stronger than Gagagia. “Zezapion... Why do you always ignore me?!” Gagagia screamed, before firing a barrage of G Crystals at him, which of course did nothing to him. “What do you mean?” Zezapion asked in a lighthearted tone, as if the attack never happened. Someone then flew to where they were, a girl with brown hair, brown eyes, and an outfit similar to Zezapion’s. “I’m a bit late!” she muttered, before glowing in an orange aura, with her hair turning orange. “Woah, why are you turning Super Illisian on me, Zoey?!” Zezapion exclaimed. Zoey ignored his question and shouted, “Z CRYSTAL!” before firing giant light blue crystals with the letter “Z” at Zezapion, which exploded. She then quickly took Gagagia’s hand during the flash that the crystals had created and took her away from Earth. When Zezapion could see again, both Zoey and Gagagia had gotten away. “Wow! Zoey is smarter than I gave her credit for!” Zezapion stated.

As they flew through space, Zoey told Gagagia, “Mary told me to tell you that it’s alright for you to use your real form.” Gagagia then used her aura again and returned back to her regular form. Before Gagagia knew it, her and Zoey had crossed the boundary between the Posi-Verse and the Crossgen-Verse. “You’re really fast, Zoey!” Gagagia told her. “Well, I am in Super Illisian form.” Zoey reminded her. Before long, they were at the point where they could see the Crossgen-Verse’s Earth. “Here we are!” Zoey told her before flying her down. She flew down into the Moonopolis of her world, and went to an amethyst castle, and dropped Gagagia off. “You know, it seems like Mary only likes other girls. I guess she’s like me too in that regard, since I feel no attraction towards men at all.” Zoey told Gagagia, who responded, “Yeah, men aren’t that great. I used to love Zezapion, but he’s taught me that men are unreliable and don’t care about their partner’s feelings.” “There are other men besides Zezapion too, right? I hear there was a man with a very passionate love in the Nega-Verse, and he was a genius to boot.” Zoey stated. “I know who you’re talking about, but he’s still too young for me. I might consider talking to him when he’s older though.” Gagagia responded. “If you’re attracted to both men and women, that’s fine too!” Zoey told her. “Well, I’m going in now!” Gagagia told Zoey, who responded, “Alright! I’ll see you later, Gagagia!” Afterwards, Zoey thought to herself, “I wish I could date a girl like her.”

Awaiting Gagagia at the castle’s entrance was Mary. “There you are! You weren’t kidding about being Gagagia, were you?” Mary stated. Gagagia then took Mary’s hand, and told her, “Let’s forget about Zezapion. Right now, I’m yours.” “Alright! Let’s have a feast! Of course, I’ll cook the food, so come to the kitchen with me, alright?” Mary told her. They went to the kitchen and Gagagia watched Mary cook. Mary got out some ground beef, tortillas, beans, and various other ingredients. She watched, and stated, “They usually don’t make food like this on Kero.” “What do you eat there?” Mary asked her, to which Gagagia responded, “Whatever my father Zapin feels like subjecting us too, which is almost always just meat of something he killed and cooked with his own aura.” “That sounds rather barbaric.” Mary commented. “That’s because it is. Even my old Planet Illisia had better food than my dad’s cooking.” Gagagia told her. When the food was done, they went to the dining hall of the castle and ate a variety of Mexican food. Gagagia ate some, and stated, “This is really good!” “Thank you. Fact is, Emperor Shade actually taught me how to cook. Most of the time, between me and him, we don’t even need a chef here!” Mary told her. “So, what do you like to do?” Gagagia asked her. “I like cooking, seeing what I can do with my ice abilities, fighting alongside the Matta Team, and watching TV.” Mary answered. Gagagia then gave her own answer, “I like visiting the planets I gave life, drinking tea, spending time with my dog, who is the Earth God Mipa, and I like reading.”

After dinner, Mary took Gagagia to her own room. The room was large, fit for a princess, which, being the next in line after Emperor Shade, Mary was a princess in all but name. Mary’s bed was huge enough to fit many people, had blue sheets and a blanket of a similar color, and had curtains to block out light. Also in the room were various decorative swords, flowers, diamonds that Mary created, and books, some of which were romance, while others were the kind that only adults should read. She also had a large TV, DVDs of various TV shows and movies, and, for some reason, a white cat with sky blue eyes. “Leave.” Mary told the cat. “Aw man, I got busted!” the cat told her, before flying out of Mary’s massive decorated window. Mary then put on something romantic on the TV, and she decided to sit on the bed, and Gagagia followed. She took Gagagia’s hand once more, brought her face towards her, and their lips met. “Let’s have fun tonight, alright?” Mary requested. “Yes, let’s. I’ll show you my love for you.” Gagagia responded, blushing. Mary’s room was very noisy that night. “Mary got another girl to sleep with her! Good on her!” Emperor Shade commented. Gagagia was very happy that night.

The next morning, Mary and Gagagia woke up next to each other, and held onto each other. Gagagia ended up getting dressed. “Where are you going?” Mary asked. “I have to go back to Kero. I still have my duties as a goddess.” Gagagia explained. “Will you be back?” Mary asked her. Gagagia then went up to her, and told her, “Of course. I’ll be your secret girlfriend. You’ve shown me more than Zezapion ever has. I’ll be back, I promise you.” Gagagia told her. “My girlfriend?” Mary asked, flustered. “Of course.” Gagagia told her before kissing her once again. Gagagia then went to Mary’s window, and told her, with a big smile, “I’ll see you again soon. I love you, Mary!” before flying away, to which Mary shouted in response, “I love you too, Gagagia!” Gagagia then left Earth and flew to the boundary between the Crossgen-Verse and the Kero Dimension, and returned to Planet Kero. “Hi Gagagia!” Zezapion told her, acting like the events of the day prior didn’t happen. “Oh, hello Zezapion.” Gagagia told him. Watching them was Sam, who stated, “There’s something different about her today.” “I can smell another girl’s scent all over her!” the amber-eyed golden retriever, Mipa told Sam. “You don’t think...?!” Sam asked Mipa, who responded, “We better not let Zezapion know! He’ll lose it!” “Girl love is always a sweet thing, but I wonder how Omega feels about this?” Sam then flew away to Kero’s massive marble shrine.

“That unloyal scum! Wait until she shows up here, I’ll tell her-” a giant rainbow cat with white eyes, the Supreme God Omega began to shout, when Samithia told him, “Gagagia and Zezapion aren’t even married.” “Uh, I forgot about that! Sorry, it’s been so long since they got together!” Omega responded. “I bet you don’t even remember all of your children then.” Samithia scolded. Omega then started, “Sure I do! There’s Longcat, Tacgnol, Mega, Aigroeg, Mertle, and... What was his name again?” “My point exactly. His name was Dark Omega, by the way.” Samithia told him. “Oh yeah! That’s him!” Omega shouted. Sam then walked in. “He’s mad about Gagagia, isn’t he?” Sam asked Samithia. “Oh, not really. He seems to be too busy trying to remember the names of all his children, but he can’t.” she told him. “Why does that not surprise me?” Sam replied. “Oh yeah, that’s right! I know what you’re here for Sam! You’re thinking I’m mad at Gagagia, aren’t you?” Omega asked him. “Yeah, that’s why I’m here.” Sam answered. “There’s no need to be worried about that, Samuel Catson! It turns out her and Zezapion never got married!” Omega cheerily told him. “Isn’t that why her last name is still Sani like her father’s?” Sam reminded him. “You know what? You’re right!” Omega responded. “Needless to say, you don’t need to worry about Omega. Gagagia is fine.” Samithia told Sam. “That’s good!” Sam commented before flying away, unaware that his great-grandmother Samithia saved him and Gagagia all of the trouble. “I am still a girl, after all.” Samithia told herself.

Afterwards, Gagagia and Mary’s love was short-lived, lasting only a four years, by which point Mary had become Empress, as Gagagia found out that she was constantly cheating on her when she wasn’t on the same planet. “You worthless piece of-!” Gagagia shouted as she broke up as violently as possible, by firing a G Crystal at her and destroying the entire castle. As she flew up into the sky of the Crossgen-Verse’s Moonopolis, enraged, her aura began strongly blazing a firey orange, and her hair turned orange, being her first Super Illisian transformation. “I hate you, Mary!” Gagagia shouted as she fired a relentless barrage of G Crystals upon Moonopolis. Another blazing figure then slammed into her. It was Zoey, who was now about 21, and also in Super Illisian form. “You...! I’ll take you down too!” Gagagia shouted. “You think?” Zoey began before her aura exploded a light blue, her hair spiking up into a light blue. “No way...! You can turn Super Illisian 2?!” Gagagia exclaimed. “I might want to warn you before you cause any more destruction, I’m stronger than Zezapion.” Zoey told her as a bluff, but Gagagia could tell from her aura that this was actually true, even if Zoey didn’t know it. Gagagia then began shaking before the sheer power of Zoey, before Zoey charged at her, and much to Gagagia’s surprised, clutched her in her arms. “I’m sorry, Gagagia, that my sister was this way. I wasn’t aware of it until recently, but Georgie told me that she was sleeping with six women the night he was there with my nephew Matt.” Zoey explained to Gagagia, who began crying in her arms. “I may not be an appropriate partner for you right now, but I’ll protect you, no matter what.” Zoey added. “When the time is right, I’ll be with you, Zoey. My heart will wait for you, whether it takes years, decades, or even centuries.” Gagagia told her. Zoey then responded, “It’s a deal. Also, if you’re looking for another man for the time being, I can suggest Enaz Rehguab. He may not look like it, but he’s strong, reliable, loyal, and loving.” “Enaz Rehguab?” Gagagia asked, before giggling. “It’s okay to have multiple partners, you know.” Zoey added. “No, I was laughing because I never thought that way about him. He’s still too young for me though, but since he’s in the Underworld already, I’ll give it another sixty years or so, then, maybe, I’ll just dump Zezapion for good.” Gagagia told her. She then held Zoey close, and told her, “And if that doesn’t work out, you’re next.” before kissing her on the cheek. Gagagia then flew away. “Now, what to do about all this destruction?” Zoey asked herself, as looked at the rubble that Moonopolis had been turned into.

As Gagagia left that Earth, she left it with a new outlook. “Maybe not all men are bad, and maybe not all women are good, when it comes to love.” she told herself. She then thought to herself, “I like both men and women after all!” before flying around gleefully, taking her heart off of Mary’s actions. She then returned to Kero, and flew down. “Hey Gagagia!” Sam told her. “Did you hear? She turned Super Illisian on Mary! I wonder what she must have done?” Mipa told Zezapion. “That dog-!” Gagagia began to say before hearing Zezapion’s response, which was, “She probably caught her being perverted with a group of other women again!” “He knew about her doing that?!” Gagagia told herself. “Of course I knew about that! Everyone knows about that!” Zezapion told her with a laugh. “I didn’t...” Gagagia thought to herself. “Yeah, that Mary’s a real piece of work! I even caught her trying to ask out our daughter Zezapia, who rejected her, of course!” Zezapion continued, with Mipa adding, “And don’t forget that time she asked out that other blue haired girl!” “What other blue haired girl are you talking about, Mipa?” Zezapion asked. “I think her name was Marie or something!” Mipa answered. “Now, you’re funny! I haven’t heard that name in my life for a blue haired girl!” A letter then appeared in a flash. It read very simply, “Drop the e.” “Hey Sam, did you deliver that?!” Mipa asked with a shout. “There’s no sender. Junk.” Zezapion declared before firing lightning at the letter, burning it.

Later, everyone but Gagagia would put the events of that day in the past, until eventually, in 2090, Gagagia finally dumped Zezapion and flew to the Underworld, getting married to Enaz and having one child, Nahtanoj, or Devin for short. They would stay together for over two hundred years, but Gagagia would sometimes sneak off to see Zoey in secret, who she loved more than Enaz. Eventually, in the 24th century, Enaz was destroyed along with the rest of the Underworld and most of their residents, so Gagagia would stay with Zoey from that moment on until they both met their bitter end. Of course, that story is told in Zuper Zane.

The End

The Momuians Meet Crimson Panda

“Wake up, Gagagia.” A voice told her. She woke up in a golden, starry realm. “Where am I? Wasn’t I destroyed?” Gagagia asked herself. “You must have thought you were erased. Scary! Truth is, though, that you outlived your timeline, so you automatically ended up here. Merlin and Sam Jr. ended up destroying it in their fight.” a voice told her. “But, what about Zoey?” Gagagia asked. “In the many timelines, there are many Zoeys. There is one thing in common with all of them though.” the voice told her before someone descended down, a girl with long wavy brown hair, hazel eyes, pink glasses, a blue shirt, and a blue skirt. The girl then told her, “I am they, they are I. I am the creator of all Zoeys, and I am the creator of the reality that all timelines reside in. My name is Zoey Baugher.” she told her. “You just admitted that they’re all self-inserts, yo!” someone shouted in the distance. “Shut up, Yolo!” Zoey screamed back. “You can’t even have mortals with the same name as you anymore without someone going after you for it...” she then groaned. “So, where am I? What is this place?” Gagagia asked her. “Oh, this? This is the Ultra God realm, obviously. You should know that, since you’re one of us.” Zoey stated. “One of you?” Gagagia asked herself.

Someone then stormed up towards Zoey, and asked, “So, you think it’s funny to make random beings you like into Ultra Gods, do you?” Gagagia looked and saw a woman with long black wavy hair, red eyes, and a militaristic outfit. “Oh, look, another one. This is just getting weirder and weirder.” Gagagia stated. “I mean, it’s not my fault Cat decided to make Alice and Yeoz into Ultra Gods, and plus, you had Yolo make you into an Ultra God!” Zoey shouted, before the girl shouted back, “Yeah, and you still made me share the same realm as that Mari Kineko!” “That’s not my fault! You were never supposed to be here in the first place, commie!” Zoey screamed. Gagagia then bursted into a bright white aura and grew rainbow fur all over her body, which spiked up around her head, with her eyes turning white, and producing a glow. “You leave her alone!” Gagagia shouted. She then dashed at the girl and slammed into her. “You think someone from Timeline 2 can defeat me alone? It took Zekk teaming up with Mari and Airi to defeat me!” she asked in a mocking tone. “Zekk’s here?!” Gagagia asked suddenly in surprise, to which the girl shouted, “You’re wide open!” before producing a giant yellow hammer and hitting Gagagia at full force in the stomach, sending her flying back. “We’re both Ultra Gods here. Your baby transformation is nothing more than a light show to me. If you would like though, I can put on a light show too!” The girl then began glowing with a bright red aura, with her hair turning a crimson red, her eyes turning a bright yellow, and a red Chinese dress replacing her previous outfit. “You’re many timelines below my level of experience, Illisian!” she shouted.

Zoey then interrupted, shouting an order, “Panda! Gagagia! Stop this at once!” Zoey then snapped and the other two girls were instantly turned back into their regular forms. “Panda, you know you’re new here! Quit pretending to be more experienced than Gagagia! She may be the newer Ultra God, but at least she has experience of being a regular goddess! What’s your experience? Oh, right, you were a weapon to a government run by mere mortals! Back down!” Zoey demanded, to which Panda gasped and muttered, “She can just do that?!” “Of course she can do that, fool! That’s why you don’t see my swaggy self try to fight her, even though she ain’t got no swag!” Yolo from earlier shouted back. “Geez, he’s so annoying.” Zoey told herself. Panda then walked up to Zoey with an odd request. “Send me to Timeline 2, Planet Kero, 2080.” “Do it yourself! You’re an Ultra God, you know! You don’t need me to travel between timelines!” Zoey shouted in response. “Heh, you’re right.” Panda responded, before disappearing in a flash. Zoey then made a snap, before making the statement, “Laugh now, but you’re in for the surprise of your life once you actually arrive!” Zoey then calmed down and exclaimed loudly, “Man, what I’d do for a mocha frappe right about now!” before rising back up, out of sight.

Meanwhile, in Gagagia’s home timeline, Timeline 2, Panda had appeared on the white marble planet of the gods, Planet Kero. The tuxedo cat with green eyes, Sam, asked, “Who are you?” Panda then made the demand, “Produce Gagagia Sani at once.” “Woah, how are you going to talk to a god like that?! You really have no manners at all!” Sam exclaimed. Panda then transformed into her red haired, yellow eyed form again, and shouted, “You do not know me?! I am Crimson Panda, the ultimate weapon!” “Ultimate weapon of who? You don’t seen very ultimate to me.” Sam told her, before bursting into a light blue aura, transforming into a large blue lion. “Super Momu 4 form. You’re not the only one here who can transform.” Sam told her. “Funny words coming from a-” Panda began to say before Sam hit her with a slap, sending her flying off the face of Kero. “Coming from a what? A cat? Tell me where I’ve heard that one before!” Sam told himself. The tall man with spiky blue hair around his face and blue eyes, Zezapion walked by, asking Sam, “Who was that?” “An Earthling that appears to be lacking in intelligence and common sense. It’s best to ignore her.” Sam responded. “What did she want anyways?” Zezapion asked him. “She demanded we ‘produce’ Gagagia. She was able to do a strange transformation too.” Sam answered. “It must not have been that strange, since you still defeated her!” Zezapion told him with a laugh, to which Sam responded with a smile, “You’re right about that, Zezapion!”

Panda kept flying and flying for a massive distance, before slamming into an asteroid in the Posi-Verse, shattering it, managing to slow her momentum. After that, she was able to take control of herself by bursting her aura. “Did Zoey strip the Ultra God status from me?!” Panda asked as she floated in the middle of space. Panda would fly around for a while before realizing her stomach was roaring. “If I’m mortal again, that also means that I need to find things like food and water to survive.” she told herself. She eventually spotted what appeared to be a building on a desolate planet. “There!” she shouted, as she flew towards the planet. “Thankfully, due to how I was created, I’m able to survive in space without oxygen for a couple of hours. Another testament to my government’s technological power!” she stated before she suddenly began felt uneasiness in her lungs. “I’m running out of time! I need to find oxygen!” she thought to herself, before finding doors on the massive building. The doors opened for her, so she entered, not caring if the intent was sincere or malicious, and the door closed. She then heard the noise of air rushing in, and felt the gravity intensify until a voice eventually told her, “It is safe to remove your oxy-shield now, Earthling!” “Oxy-shield? What’s that? Also, why do I feel so heavy?” Panda thought to herself before another door opened. Panda was strong enough that she was still able to move in the building’s gravity, which was twice that of Earth.

She walked into the base and saw cats larger and more colorful than those from Earth. She then looked at one of the cats, who had red fur and green eyes, and told them, “Thank you. I’ve been lost for the past couple of hours.” “You’re very far away from your home planet! Say, how did you get here?” the cat asked her. “I got slapped by a tuxedo cat that turned into a blue lion and slammed into an asteroid.” she told the cat, which made the cat’s face turn to surprise. “...Was the cat’s name Sam, by any chance?” they asked her. “Yes. He was very rude towards me.” she responded. “You survived a slap from Sam...? Are you sure you’re an Earthling, and not some type of god?” the cat asked, before stating, “Earthlings don’t usually have hair that red, or eyes that yellow.” “Don’t be silly. I’m an Earthling, who needs to eat, drink, sleep, and breathe like any other.” Panda told him. “Well, most of what we have here is meat, since our race only requires meat in order to survive.” the cat told her. “Do you have any pork?” Panda asked. “Pork? That’s the meat from Planet Earth that comes from pigs, correct? Our planet does have our own farms with those that were given as a gift by the Zuper Team a long time ago, so yes, we should have some. We have water too, and beds if you need them. My name’s Tulip. I’m a Momuian soldier. We were stationed here a long time ago by former Empress Samithia to do research on this star system and nearby star systems as well, though I was sent here by the orders of the current Emperor Leafsley.” the cat told her. Panda then returned back to her regular form, which made Tulip ask, “Black hair? That looks more Earthling! Say, what was that transformation? Super Illisian? Well, then again, I guess that wouldn’t change your clothes!” “That was my Crimson Panda form. My name is Panda, no last name.” she told Tulip.

She was led to the food and water, and before she ate, she asked, “Do you have any chopsticks?” “What are chopsticks?” Tulip asked. “Sticks made for picking up food, like they have in my country.” she explained, to which Tulip responded, “We have forks and spoons, but I never heard of an eating utensil like that!” “What countries has your planet had communications with?” Panda asked. “Oh, mostly the land we scammed the US out of.” Tulip clarified. “That explains it.” Panda responded. “We did end up making enemies out of the US by doing that though! Oh well, no one messes with the Momuian Empire, so we’re fine!” Tulip added with a laugh. “The US is one of your enemies? Maybe my country might want to be allies with you.” Panda stated, to which Tulip responded, “I don’t know, Momuians aren’t very well liked in most Earth countries.” Panda ate the pork and got to drink water, relatively basic by Earthling standards, but for a military base of a race like the Momuians, it was more than sufficient. “Say, what’s your country like?” Tulip asked. “It’s pretty advanced and orderly, I think. I don’t really leave the big city though. Criminals get punished severely.” Panda explained. “Sounds kind of like Momu, if your country had gotten as far into space as us, though, no Earthlings have managed to do that without our help, unless they were using aura, of course!” Tulip responded. “Have you been to a planet called Kero?” Panda asked him. “Wait a second...” Tulip uttered, before Panda finished, “My country hasn’t, but I have. The planet was like pure marble, and the sky was a lighter blue than Earth, and I was able to see a giant temple in the distance. I wasn’t there for very long though.”

“So, if you did manage to get on Kero, what were you doing there?” Tulip asked. “I was looking for a Gagagia Sani. She has green hair, green eyes, lighter skin than mine, and green clothes.” Panda explained. “Well, I do know of her. We all do. She’s the Forest Goddess.” Tulip told her, unable to hide his shock. “It seems like she’s well known around here, then.” Panda stated. She then got up and asked, “What’s an oxy-shield, by the way?” “You got here without using an oxy-shield?!” Tulip asked. “I was created to be able to survive without oxygen for two hours.” Panda clarified. “Created? Like...” Tulip began to ask, and Panda answered, “Created in a government run lab, created using the body of a woman who betrayed our country to be an ultimate weapon and a high ranking government official. Her brain was replaced with one of their own creation, and I was created with the ability and knowledge to fully utilize aura without any additional training.” “You know, calling someone a weapon is pretty degrading to them as a living being. You seem to be just as alive as I am, you seem to be able to feel emotions just like the rest of us.” Tulip told her. “My brain was created from organic matter to access the full range of emotions and thoughts that my soul is capable of producing.” Panda specified. “That sounds like having a brain, but with extra steps.” Tulip commented. Panda then added, “There is a downside though. I never had any parents or loved ones to call family. All I’ve ever had were those in the government and the military. I envy a girl like Mari Kineko who gets to have a family and friends, despite living under the government of the enemy.” “Who’s Mari Kineko?” Tulip asked. “That, is quite a long story.” Panda told him.

Panda spent some more time in the Momuian base, and learned that the planet she was on was called Bootsia to the Momuians, after a deceased royal Momuian named Bootsey Catson. She ended up getting a change of clothes to a lightweight blue outfit, with a patch that had a the dark blue flag of the Momuian Empire, which had a light green circle in the center, with a blue line going through the center, a golden leaved tree towards the bottom left, and a castle surrounded by a moat at the top, symbolizing the Planet Momu. “Isn’t this going to look odd, considering I’m not from the Momuian Empire?” Panda asked. “Anyone who is not explicitly an enemy of the Momuians is allowed in the Momuian Empire. Even someone from a nation who is one of our enemies may enter if they renounce their citizenship to that nation. In that case, if they prove themselves to not be a threat, they gain Momuian citizenship.” Tulip told her. “It’s that easy?!” Panda asked in shock, to which Tulip responded, “Of course. Momu’s reach is across almost the entire Posi-Verse, so there isn’t really much of a need for strict immigration laws like some of those on less advanced planets like Earth. Anyone can become a Momuian if they prove their loyalty.” Over time, Panda would learn how to use Oxy-Shield, which she learned was a basic aura ability, much less complex than some of her other abilities such as transformation.

Eventually, she went to leave the Momuian base, and at the door, Tulip told her, “Take care, Panda!” as she flew off of Bootsia. She ended up getting directions to Earth, but learned it was so far away, that unless she had great speed like the speed she got to Bootsia from Kero, that she might never make it before she dies of dehydration or starvation, or before she runs out of energy to keep her Oxy-Shield around. As such, she transformed into Crimson Panda and began to fly towards the edge of the Posi-Verse, near which Earth was located. Within about a day, she had arrived at Earth, though not the Earth that she was familiar with, as she failed to tell Tulip that she was actually from Timeline 86, a different timeline to the Timeline 2 she was in now. She returned to normal and flew into the atmosphere but did not know where she should land. “Let’s see, so this should be 2080, so things like technology and the borders of various countries might be different here, since even if this is a different timeline, 2080 would be well over half a century of my time.” she told herself. As she thought, someone flew towards her, and before her was a green cat with dark blue eyes, who looked at her. “I don’t remember having someone like you in my military.” he told her. “I got this from a red cat named Tulip. My name is Panda.” Panda told him, to which the cat responded, “I’m Leafsley, emperor of the Momuian Empire, though I’m here on Earth as a member of the Zuper Team.”

Leafsley then fired a green beam at Panda, which seemingly did nothing. “Name, Panda, date of birth, unknown, parents unknown, siblings unknown, lover none, hobbies unknown, known abilities, unknown transformation, Oxy-Shield, Flight, physical strength 10,000, durability 7,500. Pretty strong for an Earthling, but there’s not a lot of data on you. Also, I can’t read the power of someone’s aura, only their physical body at its peak.” Leafsley explained. “How powerful was the tuxedo cat who slapped me to Planet Bootsia?” Panda asked him. “Physical strength, 1,500,000.” Leafsley was able to tell her immediately. “How did you know that so quickly?” “Tulip’s description fits the bill for Samuel Catson perfectly. Also, I can tell that he went easy on you, despite transforming. That’s so typical of him.” Leafsley stated. “Catson? Wasn’t that the last name of that white cat I know?” Panda asked herself. “Who doesn’t know Zekk Catson? He always shows up where you least expect it.” Leafsley responded. There was then a flash in the sky at that moment, and someone began towards Panda.

“So, Panda, did you learn your... Great Zezapion!” someone exclaimed from next to Panda. It was Zekk Catson. “Oh, hello Zekk.” Panda greeted. “Hello?! What are you doing in a Momuian outfit?!” Zekk exclaimed. “Oh, this? Tulip gave this to me on Planet Bootsia.” Panda explained. “Uh-huh. I definitely missed something here.” Zekk responded, still very confused, before firing a green beam at her. “Hey, Leafsley, scan her again!” Zekk told him. “Uh, sure.” Leafsley said before doing so again. “Physical strength... infinity?! Just who are you?!” Leafsley screamed. “Oops! We’re all out of time, Leafsley! Bye bye!” Zekk told him, before making himself and Panda disappear in a flash. “I’ve had enough. I’m gonna tell Leila to put on some soup for me and give me some medicine. I must be sick.” Leafsley told himself before flying back to where he came from.

Panda and Zekk returned to the Ultra God realm, where Gagagia waited for them. “How did things go, Zekk?” Gagagia asked, to which Zekk told her, “I gave Leafsley the shock of his life!” “Did Panda damage anything?” Gagagia asked him. “Unless you count Bootsia’s supply of pork, no! She did get slapped around by my son though!” Zekk responded. “Sam is your son?” Panda asked, to which Zekk replied, “Where have you been?” before laughing. Zoey was watching them alongside the woman with bright green hair and yellow cat like eyes, Cat, and told her, “It would appear that Panda is having her worldview expanded upon. Perhaps making her mortal again briefly did her some good! There might be a human in there after all!” “The Momuian flag does look funny on her though!” Cat told Zoey. “Eh, Momu’s not THAT much better than where she’s from. Momu is a monarchy, with the only balance to the royal family being the Zuper Team, after all. You don’t get a say if you live there, almost all Momuians living on Momu are drafted, and if you defy the government, death sentence. The Momuian royal family is incredibly corrupt in its own right. The only reason life on Earth under the Momuian Empire is bearable is due to the Zuper Team being a higher authority there than the royal family, making it almost like a different country.” Zoey told her. “Yeah, I wonder why a dictatorship was one of the highest powers in Timeline 2 though?” Cat asked. “Uh... Oh, I forgot! I have a date with my girlfriend! Gotta go!” Zoey lied before disappearing with a flash.

The End

Zekk's Tree

In the replica of Hope City outside of time and space, the large white cat with eyes as blue as the sky, Zekk told his three mates in a panic, “You three, why aren’t you doing anything?!” “Why should we be doing anything?” the green-eyed large striped brown bobcat, Bobby asked. “Yeah Zekk, why should we? It’s not like we need to eat or drink anything, being outside of the flow of time and all.” the large black cat with green eyes, Samantha added. A human woman with green hair and green eyes, Miri, then dashed towards Zekk, telling him, “I’ll do it! What is it that you want me to do, mister Zekk?” “It’s December, and we’re missing something very important! You know what that is, right? I’m sure the reader does!” Zekk asked her. “I’m not quite certain...” Miri responded. “A tree! We need a pine tree to stick up to slap ornaments and lights on!” Zekk told her. “And also so you can sleep under it in cat form.” Samantha joked, to which Zekk responded, “I only do that sometimes! Come on, I’m a cat, is it so wrong for me to go under a tree?” “I don’t know, it’s bad enough you sometimes sleep in human form now so you can sleep in the same bed as Miri. What are you gonna do next, mate with her?” Bobby added. “U-umm, I wouldn’t be opposed to that in his human form...” Miri responded. “C’mon, Bobby, cheer up! We’re all going!” Zekk declared. “And just where are we getting this tree?” Samantha asked. “Timeline 86, and I’m bringing guests! Give me a second!” Zekk responded, before disappearing in a flash. “Oh great, here we go again.” Bobby told Samantha. “Why do you two always talk down to him?” Miri asked. “I don’t know, ask Samantha.” Bobby told her, to which Samantha responded, “I don’t know, ask Bobby.” “Miss Samantha and miss Bobby, you’re both hopeless.” Miri told them as she held her head down.

“I’m back!” Zekk shouted as he returned with guests, while in his female Tsubasa Nekoshiro form. There were five guests with him, being the tuxedo cat with green eyes, Sam, the large gray tabby cat with green eyes, Ozzy, those two being his sons, as well as a brown haired man with brown eyes, a beard, and a light blue t-shirt, a pink haired girl with pink eyes in a schoolgirl outfit, and a man with abnormally light skin, red eyes, and spiky red hair. “Hi Miri, my amazing friend!” the pink haired girl, Airi exclaimed. “I recognize miss Kirainu, but who are these other people?” Miri asked. “I was about to ask that same question about you.” Bobby told Airi. The bearded man told Miri, “My name is Zane, leader of the Zuper Team. The tuxedo cat is Sam and the gray tabby is Ozzy, who are both Zekk’s sons.” “Hello, I’m the Gardener. You might know me better as the regeneration of Noipazez, however.” the red haired man added. “I don’t know who Noipazez is either.” Miri responded. Afterwards, Zekk made the announcement, “So, everyone is here! Today, we have myself, being Zekk Catson, my mates, being Samantha Catson, Bobby Catson, and Miri Catson, my sons Samuel Catson and Ozzy Catson, as well as Zane Baugher, Airi Kirainu, and the 4th Gardener! Together, we will find the elusive arrow pine that was planted in Timeline 86, and bring it here!” “Is this some type of game?” Sam asked. “No, this is a story!” Zekk replied. “That’s not what I meant...” Sam told him.

Zekk then grabbed everyone, and the nine of them disappeared from Zekk’s house, reappearing in a forest, and told everyone, “Welcome to Timeline 86! The tree is located somewhere in this forest, and even I don’t remember where it was planted! Go nuts! I’ll take whoever finds the tree to a nice restaurant in the nearest city!” “Nice by normal standards, or nice by Zekk’s standards?” Samantha asked. “I don’t even want to know the answer to that.” Sam responded. “Now, begin!” Zekk shouted, as everyone began scrambling to look for the tree. Zekk then turned into his male human form, and told Miri, “Hey, you stay here with me.” “Huh?” Miri asked.

“Arrow pine? Can those even grow in this timeline?” the Gardener asked himself, as he looked around, finding nothing but ordinary trees. Airi was also searching somewhere nearby, but also had no luck, crying, “I don’t even know what an arrow pine is!” Samantha was jumping around from tree to tree, and told herself, “I’ll probably find that tree before anyone else does! None of the others have much experience in the forest, to my knowledge!” Bobby was also looking around, and found a piece of paper. “What’s this?” Bobby asked as she went to read it. “...I can’t read this! This is worthless!” Bobby exclaimed before tossing it aside. Of course, nothing written would be useful to Bobby, as she can’t read very well. Ozzy and Sam were also looking, but also couldn’t find anything. “I’m starting to wonder if the tree even exists.” Sam told himself. They kept searching for hours and hours, while Zekk and Miri were spending time together by themselves, which was Zekk’s real goal. After more time had passed, and the sun began to set, Miri finally asked, “Where is this arrow pine anyways?” Miri asked. “There isn’t one! I just wanted to be alone with you.” Zekk told her. “Huh?!” Miri asked, with Zekk responding, “Did you really think we would have been able to mate like we did if Bobby and Samantha were around?” Someone then flew towards Zekk with a giant pine tree that’s leaves were in the shape of arrows, and it was Sam, who shouted, “I found it!” “No way! There was an arrow pine in this forest after all?!” Zekk exclaimed.

Eventually, Zekk managed to get the group back together, and told them, “Sam ended up finding the arrow pine first, meaning he wins!” before whispering into Sam’s ear, “You might want to turn into your human form for that restaurant.” Zekk then caused a flash, and in an instant, Zane, the Gardener, Ozzy, Samantha, Bobby, and Airi all disappeared, as well as the arrow pine Sam was holding. “Where did miss Kirainu go?” Miri asked him. “I sent her to wherever Mari was at.” Zekk told her, before going up to Sam, telling him, “You’re going to have a new sibling soon! As for now, though, let’s eat!” Miri couldn’t help but blush, to which Sam asked, “Why is she blushing?” “She’s my newest mate, as of today!” Zekk told him. “Wait a second, do you mean to tell me-” Sam began to ask before Zekk cut him off, telling him, “I said let’s eat!” Sam then turned Super Momu and into his human form from there, a blonde haired man with a ponytail and green eyes who was wearing a tuxedo. Zekk took Sam to a random place he could find, which happened to be a cat cafe. “There’s something very funny that could be said about this.” Sam told his father, as they spent time with the cats there.

After the time Zekk and Miri spent with Sam, Zekk ended up taking Sam back to where he was staying at, which Zekk revealed to be Noipazez’s Castle. As Zekk and Miri returned home, the arrow pine was already there. “Aw sweet!” Zekk exclaimed, before turning into his cat form and curling up underneath of it. “See, I told you.” Samantha told Miri. “You weren’t kidding.” Miri responded with a laugh. The four did end up decorating it, and Zekk ended up revealing the truth to Samantha and Bobby. “So you finally went the extra step and did what mates do best with Miri?” Bobby asked. “That’s right, we did!” Zekk told her again. “Wait, but she’s not an angel like me and Bobby, so that means-! Zekk, did you?!” Samantha asked in shock. “And to a human too. Shameless.” Bobby added, shaking her head. “I thought this story was about my tree!” Zekk shouted, before Samantha shouted back, “Well, now it’s about why you chose to make a human pregnant!” Zekk then shouted back, “No it’s not, because I’m ending it!”

The End