Report on the Humans of Planet Earth
Date: April 1st, 2024
Dear Empress,
I have been doing well to keep an eye on these creatures that call themselves humans. They are a bipedal species that appear to be related to the planet's less intelligent ape species, and not to felines like ourselves. They appear to have primitive weapons compared to us and appear to be heavily divided into many nations, unlike our planet. They seem to be very full of themselves and see all other creatures as lesser, while being blissfully unaware of the fact there are many more intelligent species outside of Earth watching their every move. Their capabilities in space travel appear to be limited, having gone to their planet's singular moon, but not to either of their neighboring planets, which they call Venus and Mars. They appear to be unable to use aura for the most part, not even being able to do so much as fly, let alone fire lasers out of their eyes and surviving in space like we can. As such, it is safe to say that the humans of planet Earth are of no threat to our empire, but their ability to stand on their hind legs may be useful for doing tasks that might be harder for Momuians like us to do. There appears to be a rising prevalence in artificial intelligence on Earth as well, and it should be monitored to see if they can coexist with the humans like in some planet of our empire, or if Earth will become a planet of robots. Also of note is the fact that Earth appears to have a species that bears a resemblance to Momuians, they are referred to by humans as the domestic house cat, and they are both smaller and less intelligent than our species. That is all I have to report today. May Zezapion be with you, Empress Samithia.
Sincerely,
Goldy Auracat
